So how was the first real day? Well, the pool of water on the carpet, caused by overzealous watering in the conservatory had dried up overnight. It's unorthodox to greet customers with wet tea-towels on the floor as we had on Friday. There's also a smaller pool of water under the new coffee machine....hmm. A couple of families had heard Simon Mayo mention us on his Radio 2 show and we ran out of jacket spuds. Not one coeliac has entered the premises to try our specially ordered cake. If they don't come today I'll have to eat it.