One more story before I move on from the celebrity excitement.
I dropped in on Chris and Ashley to pay them for their honey. They invited me in to see their new extended living room, as yet unfurnished. I told them about Robert Plant's visit, how he had taken away a jar of their honey and what he had written in the visitors' book.
I thought they would be chuffed.
But they also rolled their eyes and laughed.
They had wanted a carpet fitted in the new living room last Friday. The carpet fitters couldn't do it. Why? Because they were fitting Mr Plant's new carpets that day...