News on the water heater isn't really awful. Yet.
The doctor thinks he can save it. He's ordered a part (part =£4) which will be delivered tomorrow (delivery = £12.50). If it's the right part then we can stop boiling kettles and sapping the planet's energy.
If it's not then we may need a second opinion.
Today two ladies in their twenties had our special Afternoon Tea for Two. They sat at a table in the garden and ate their cake x 2 and scones x 2 and drank their tea for two.
Then they moved tables and ordered the same thing again.
My kind of people.