Saturday, 19 May 2012

Suspicious minds

Customer, pointing to her plate of Lightwood Cheddar ploughmans: Is that meat?
Me: That's our homemade coleslaw.
Customer: I can see pink in there (so raw meat then?)
Me: That's the red cabbage.

Today we have twelve cyclists booked in for lunch.
They're arriving by tandem.

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