Some of the people, some of the time.

On Saturday a lovely young couple ordered, amongst other things, a cream tea.
So far, nothing unusual.
We took their tea, scone, jam and cream to their table in the conservatory.
Just as it should be.
Seconds later the young man returned to the counter to say they hadn't been given their cream. We were confused. "Did we bring your scone?" we asked.
"Yes," he replied, "the scone came with jam and cream....but there wasn't any cream to go in the tea."


Then on Sunday a lady asked for a pot of tea, drank it, and then returned to the counter to berate us for giving her too much. "I could have had four cups out of that one pot," she said crossly, "and I only wanted one."
That left us open mouthed....