Mrs C.

Yesterday I was asked a question I'd never been asked before:
"Are you married to Michael Collie?"

Not one, but two visitors to the tearooms asked this, separately. Two ladies who were part of a 34-strong floral art club. I had to tell them I'd never even met Michael Collie, although I do think he has good hair.
"Someone said you were his wife," said one, "I was going to ask if you could get him to give a talk to our WI. Oh well."
I did hate to disappoint them.