Barking

"A ham sandwich please." he said.
"On white or granary bread?" we asked.
"It doesn't matter. It's for my dog."


Then today. Another man. A different man.

"Two teas and a tub of ice cream, please"
"I'm really sorry but we're out of ice cream. We have a fruit ice lolly?"
"That's ok. Just the teas then. The ice cream is for the dog."